Most of you must have heard “An apple a day keeps the doctor away” and “Laughter is the best medicine”. Well, I believe, few jokes a day keeps the doctor away! So I just collected some and thought I would share (how thoughtful of me!). Here it goes,
1. Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel
Question : ” What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milk, or Coffee?”
Answer: “tea please “
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea “
Question : “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”
Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? “
Answer: “With milk “
Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer: “With cow milk please.
Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. “
Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? “
Answer: “With sugar”
Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer: “Cane sugar “
Question:” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? “
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst!!”
2. If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.”Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
3. TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!