Fun Time!

Most of you must have heard “An apple a day keeps the doctor away” and “Laughter is the best medicine”. Well, I believe, few jokes a day keeps the doctor away! So I just collected some and thought I would share (how thoughtful of me!). Here it goes,

1. Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel

Question : ” What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milk, or Coffee?”

Answer: “tea please “

Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”

Answer : “Ceylon tea “

Question : “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”

Answer: “white”

Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? “

Answer: “With milk “

Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”

Answer: “With cow milk please.

Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. “

Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? “

Answer: “With sugar”

Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”

Answer: “Cane sugar “

Question:” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”

Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”

Question: “Mineral water or still water ? “

Answer: “Mineral water”

Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”

Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst!!”

2. If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?” said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.”Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

3. TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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